Hubert's Perfectly Normal Day.

Image: Digital cartoon of a young man lying in his bed. The young man in question is Hubert von Vestra from Fire Emblem: Three Houses, pictured post-timeskip. He is pictured sitting up in bed, wearing an Ebeneezer Scrooge-looking pinstriped nightdress and matching cap. He looks rather disgruntled. Lying next to him in the fancy-looking bed is the vague shape of somebody with long red hair: this is Ferdinand von Aegir from the same game. Most of Ferdinand is obscured by blankets and the bedframe as he is clearly busy sleeping, as denoted by the "Z" symbol floating above his head. From what we can see of Hubert's room, we can tell there is a window, with a small dresser in front of it. The window is open and hazy details of a city are visible through it. On the dresser is a lantern with a candle that has been burnt down somewhat, and there is a simple rug on the floor under the bed.

YOU are HUBERT: Marquis of VESTRA, tactician of the BLACK EAGLE STRIKE FORCE, and loyal vassal to Her Majesty EDELGARD VON HRESVELG, Emperor of FÓDLAN. You like COFFEE, SUBTERFUGE, CHEMICALS WITH DANGEROUS PROPERTIES, and YOUR JOB. And you are very good at YOUR JOB.

Today is the 17th of the Great Tree Moon in Imperial Year 1188. You wake up in YOUR QUARTERS in the palace of ENBARR, the capital of ADRESTIA. You are fond of YOUR QUARTERS. Your room contains all of your favorite things, such as your BOOKS and POTION-MAKING SET and your collection of EERIE KNICK-KNACKS.

Through the window beside your BED, you can see the sun beginning to crest on the horizon and can feel a light spring breeze. It ruffles the red hair of your SORT-OF-BOYFRIEND, who is still sound asleep in bed beside you. He is snoring. It is less than pleasant, but the experience as a whole is not unpleasant.

As you blink to wakefulness, you resolve to ensure that today will be a good day.

What would you like to do first?

  1. Get out of bed. Percentage of votes: 28.1%
  2. Go back to sleep. Percentage of votes: 14%
  3. Think your thoughts. Percentage of votes: 56.1%
  4. OTHER: (Write in a reply.) Percentage of votes: 1.8%

April 12, 2024 | 57 votes