Hubert's Perfectly Normal Day.

> Ponder FERDINAND.

Digital drawing of post-timeskip Hubert von Vestra from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. He is in a stripes nightcap and matching nightdress and is tucked in bed with his fingers steepled in front of his face, deep in thought. He is thinking about Ferdinand von Aegir, who is pictures in Hubert's thought bubble. This version of Ferdinand is idealized, manly, and beautiful, and he's sparkling a little bit, too.

You once considered FERDINAND to be an oaf. Now you know him to be a rather special oaf.

Although he too often forgets his place as LADY EDELGARD’S inferior, and his normal speaking volume rings the ears, and his snoring really ought to be addressed with a qualified physician posthaste, there are aspects of him you do not detest. His company is not loathsome. He has ideas that are occasionally sound. His puerile optimism is admirably indefatigable. And from a wholly objective view, he is handsome and big.

However much it pains you to admit it, you have counted FERDINAND as one of YOUR FRIENDS for some time now.

Two weeks ago at the GARREG MACH reopening celebration, you both engaged in a tad too much revelry and awoke the next day in a position not dissimilar from your current one. Since your return to the ADRESTIAN CAPITAL last week, the two of you have made a habit of waking up like this.

But at the end of the month, the Emperor’s COUNCIL will break for the summer, and FERDINAND will return home to DUCHY AEGIR until the Verdant Rain Moon.

Animated GIF of post-timeskip Hubert von Vestra and Ferdinand von Aegir from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. They are in Hubert's big fancy bed in his room. The bed has big ornate posts and a dark quilt, which Hubert has pulled up over his chin. He is sulking something fierce, lying perfectly flat, with only his eyes and his striped nightcap visible above the covers. Ferdinand, meanwhile, is sound asleep and animated to be dramatically snoring. A real honk-shoo situation. He's got one arm flopped above his head and he's showing a bit of titty above the covers.

You are trying very hard not to think about it. If you spend any amount of time thinking about it, you will not have a good day.

You decide to get up and begin your morning routine before this starts to properly distress you. The snoring situation is becoming so dire that you will not be able to tolerate staying in bed much longer, anyway.

You should get dressed and take a look at your TO-DO LIST before you do anything else.

How will you start your day?

  1. Check your TO-DO LIST.Percentage of votes: 43.6%
  2. Go get dressed.Percentage of votes: 17.9%
  3. Disregard sense. Ponder FERDINAND further.Percentage of votes: 38.5%
  4. OTHER: Do a different thing.Percentage of votes: 0%

April 15, 2024 | 39 votes