> Hit FERDINAND with the TEA-PHYSICAL AFFECTION combo.
Alright. You can do this. You are armed with TEA. You fought on the frontlines in some of the most dangerous battles of THE WAR. You are the tactician that helped HER MAJESTY transform the entire continent. You are strong and capable of anything to which you set your brilliant mind—even displaying PHYSICAL AFFECTION.
Just give him a kiss. That’s plenty. You can do that. You’ve done it before, even—if only in the throws of passion and not like this, apropos of nothing, simply for the sake of doing it. You can handle it, and he will surely appreciate it, and then you can go to BREAKFAST and the rest of your day will proceed perfectly normally. It’s just like in SCENARIO #129419: set down the tea, lean in, and—
Oh, bother. Now you’ve done it.
You don’t have a scenario planned to help you deal with this. You’ve disturbed FERDINAND and made a mess and were negligent in your scenario planning and will be late to BREAKFAST and you couldn’t even kiss him. You couldn’t even kiss him.
How do you intend to fix this?
- Resign from your JOB and move to ALMYRA. Percentage of votes: 13.8%
- Resign from your JOB and move to ALMYRA. Percentage of votes: 10.3%
- Resign from your JOB and move to ALMYRA. Percentage of votes: 8.6%
- OTHER: A really brilliant plan. Percentage of votes: 67.2%
April 30, 2024 | 58 votes