Hubert's Perfectly Normal Day.

> OTHER: A curated look.

Digital drawing of Ferdinand von Aegir from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. He is standing in front of Hubert's closet, smiling as he stares off into the middle distance. He is wearing Hubert's dark, puffy pants and tall black boots from his post-timeskip outfit, as well as Hubert's shirt, gloves, and vest from his Fire Emblem 0 (Cipher) TCG appearance. The black shirt has a turtleneck and loose, puffy sleeves that button in a cuff at the elbow. The vest is simple and black with silver trim. He has a blue and gold belt around his waist and black gloves on his hands. As the clothes are all Hubert's and Hubert is taller and skinnier than Ferdinand, the clothes are stretched tight across his muscular frame.

He cuts a rather dashing figure, does he not? Black is his color, you think, and fortunately, FERDINAND seems just as taken with the outfit as you are. Although it is a tad tight in places, you wager it is in all the right ones, and he will be presentable for whatever tasks await him in his own perfectly normal day.

You turn away from your CLOSET to lead the way down to BREAKFAST, but just before you go to exit YOUR QUARTERS, you are stopped by a very high-pitched tone. It appears to be emanating from FERDINAND.

Ferdinand and Hubert are standing in Hubert's bedroom. Hubert had one hand on the door, but is staring anxiously at Ferdinand, who is looking at Hubert's plant. The plant is an enormous, mawed, carnivorous beast like Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors; aptly, a label on its pot reads, "Ferdinand II." Ferdinand has his hands on his cheeks and looks overjoyed to see his namesake... if on the verge of uttering a protracted "awwwwwww."

There is an explanation for your PLANT'S designation that doesn't sound overly sentimental. You know you devised one at the time of its naming. You are simply having a hard time recalling it.

What is the explanation?

  1. Something about drool. Percentage of votes: 16.3%
  2. An extremely repressed truth. Percentage of votes: 40.8%
  3. Irrelevant. Do not acknowledge. Keep walking. Percentage of votes: 32.7%
  4. OTHER: A very good excuse. Percentage of votes: 10.2%

May 9, 2024 | 49 votes