> An extremely repressed truth.
ALRIGHT! You get it! Vulnerability is on the agenda, it seems, despite the fact that it is perfectly abnormal for you to make such a display! Despite the fact that you do not have a SCHEME for this, nor time to devise one (apart from EMERGENCY SCENARIO #2493)!
Alright. Alright.
You confess.
You confess to FERDINAND that his eyes are not deceiving him: you have, indeed, begotten him a namesake. It’s just that he was so insistent upon your PLANT having a name, and he is going away soon, and you thought he might like it but if he doesn’t you can change it immediately, and this doesn’t have to mean anything of significance as it’s simply a plant and a name (albeit your plant and his name), and good GODDESS what is that look on his face.
That look. What is it.
Oh. Alright.
That... wasn't so bad? And FERDINAND did not come away thinking less of you for having revealed you are not impenetrable? You suppose that might not be the best choice of words, considering—well, never mind. Regardless, FERDINAND seems to have already known. And, what's more, he seems to be happy.
You are feeling a great many things right now. The feeling of feeling is less than pleasant, but the experience as a whole is not unpleasant.
With that, you have successfully removed FERDINAND, thereby completing your PRE-BREAKFAST TO-DO LIST. You are now ready to proceed downstairs to all that lies ahead of you on this perfectly normal day.
END OF TUTORIAL.
May 12, 2024