Hubert's Perfectly Normal Day.

> [BEGIN] Proceed onward.

Digital drawing of Hubert von Vestra and Ferdinand von Aegir from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. They are standing just inside the door to the dining hall in Enbarr Palace. All that is visible in the background is the door, framed by twin candelabra and Adrestian flag tapestries. Set above and below the lads is a UI with various stats. At the top, there is: a green icon of a knife labeled “Contemplating Murder”; a knife and fork icon labeled “Ravenous”; and Hubert's silver pocketwatch, currently set to 8:15 and labeled “45 minutes.” Along the bottom there are three meters: one with a skull icon labeled “Stress Tolerance,” set to 90/100; one with a chat bubble icon labeled “Social Energy,” set to 85/100; and one with a knife and fork labeled “Hunger,” set to 15/100.

You proceed onward to BREAKFAST.

Throughout BREAKFAST, you will need to keep an eye on your remaining time and also your stats. These stats will also be logged in detail within your MIND WASTELAND.

Items and interactions can grant you temporary status effects. Currently, you are Contemplating Murder, which boosts your Stress Tolerance [ST] and resistance to stress. However, you are also Ravenous, which lowers your Stress Tolerance [ST] and Social Energy [SE].

Actions taken during BREAKFAST may impact one or more of your stats. The effects will not always be noted at the time the action is taken. Effects may be multiplied as you get closer to your 9 AM meeting with your ASSASSINS.

While you would like to have access to such detailed information on FERDINAND, you are only capable of knowing these things for yourself. As it is, the man has a very high Stress Tolerance and a seemingly inexhaustible amount of Social Energy. (If only you had also taken the Extrovert perk on your 20th birthday… alas, your circumstances required you to take Advanced Scheming and Insomnia instead.) So long as FERDINAND is fed, you need not waste much consideration on his well-being throughout this meal.

What should you do first?

  1. Assess the lay of the land. Percentage of votes: 20%
  2. Investigate the snacks. Percentage of votes: 56%
  3. Find a spot to sit. Percentage of votes: 22%
  4. OTHER: An alternative initial action. Percentage of votes: 2%

July 16, 2024 | 50 votes